Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Don't Ask - Don't Tell, Changed to G. I. - F. I.


Being a veteran I am concerned about DADT being passed. This is raising a cloud of smoke as to how service people will cope with it.
Last weeks blog pertained to the Robin Hood theory of government stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. This week it looks like we are dealing with a new theory all together:  

Let 's take showers and other issues as an example: 
  • Should gay people shower with straight people?
  • Maybe the answer is to let straight men shower with gay women or vice-versa.
  • Imagine the fights that will be started in the johns ... A woman goes to the restroom, you hear a blood curdling scream come out. You hear "Oh My Gosh someone left the toilet seat up and I fell in, it was horrible." Urine was everywhere. 
  • Picture a girl having to sit on a urinal! 
  • What will it be like when some man sleeping next to you comes to bed wearing frilly pajamas? 
  • Can you picture the disgust seeing a woman trying to flush a Tampax down a urinal?
  • Can you imagine what Larry The Cable Guy could do with this?
Now let's take it out of the barracks: 
  • Arlington Cemetery could have to start issuing pink headstones. 
  • Military parades could start with 20 to 40 tinker-belles running in front wearing frilly Tu-Tus and throwing rose petals everywhere. 
  • Think of what it would be like to lay in a fox hole next to someone wearing pink camouflage.
  • Do military people go through their career taking salt peter? 
  • A war hero goes before a Court Martial:  "What can I say Sir? I was standing watch when this pink blur came skipping across the field. It was dark and it appeared to have a bomb on its buttocks. I yelled halt but it continued skipping across so I shot. Sir, how was I to know Barney Frank came for a surprise visit?
  • Will you be able to salute an officer or the flag with a limp wrist rather than coming to attention?
They say you can find something good in everything. 
Because of this new bill there could be a new combat unit formed. 
They will be known as the Pink Beret
  • These courageous people will be the first to go into enemy areas. 
  • Their purpose will be to get the enemy laughing so hard they will forget why they are there.
  • At that point the Green Beret will move into action.
I foresee many problems coming from this. What is even worse is why aren't our leaders worrying more about winning a war or just go ahead and bring our troops home? It would also be nice to get a national budget then start reducing our deficit. Are outgoing Dems so shallow they would rather see our Country go down hill than stand up for what they were elected to do? I guess we will have to wait and see.

Since I got into trouble last week speaking the truth I will try to be politically correct this week. 
  • To the straight and patriotic people I wish a Merry Christmas.
  • To the Atheists I wish a bah-humbug holiday.
  • To the gays I wish a very Nelly Foo-Foo  Holiday. (I'm not sure what you believe in.)
  • To everyone who still believes I ask you to remember to wish Christ a Happy Birthday Christmas morning.
If RFA doesn't like what I have written, so what?
You have heard my opinion, now let me hear yours.

Merry Christmas

Freedom Fighter.


  1. Great post FF, laughed till my sides hurt! Love the part about the girl falling in the stool. It's bad our country has come to this, what's even worse I don't know how we're gonna change this. This has been quite a December to Remember.
    Merry Christmas and to the Gays as FF I send a Merry Foo-Foo Christmas.

  2. It's beyond me how you ever came up with this. When my hubby came home from work I had to have him read it. He's still laughing about it. What's sad is it could be true. I guess Barney Frank wouldn't have a very good day going across that field.

  3. Saw this on fb and had to read the rest of it. It fits this administration very well. Having been in the service also I would hate to think I was in the shower with some gay person. In my opinion this will put service people in combat in danger. I would always wonder if the person fighting beside me would hold up his end. Great blog. I look forward to reading more.

  4. TeaPartyDeanie23/12/10 4:36 PM

    I found this great video and thought it fits your blog. Funny as Heck! lol

    Don't Ask Don't Tell Jingle Bells....

  5. Hey FF this is great! LMAO!!! I do wonder what will happen when this takes place. The straight men and women I think will be uneasy in the barracks and showers. I know I would, I really hope this gets changed before it actually goes into effect.

    TPD the video is perfect. Says it like it is! I had to share it with my friends. LOL

  6. Concerned Gramps23/12/10 6:27 PM

    it's nice to read something funny when it seems like everything is caving in around us. The part about the court martial was my favorite. i hope in the future these people can't take everything away from us, but they sure are trying. i would like to wish everybody a very happy Christmas and hope st. Nick brings you everything you want. Tonights poker night so have to close.

  7. I think this is horrible I believe Harry Reid ate your lunch in two weeks, why are you still crying? I think President Obama is bringing us into an era of prosperity. Why shouldn't people who are different than you have the right to speak their mind? Wake up gays and atheists do have the right to speak their opinion. I'll say it like you did, you've heard my opinion, now let me hear yours. I'm a Democrat and proud of it.

  8. Funny stuff.

    True Dem is right in some way. Harry Reaid did eat the Republicans lunch on 3 out of 4 issues...He had help from those that were fired in November. We will remember. Obama bringing us into prosperity? WOW that's some really good brain washin ya had there TD does that come in a pill?

    Reagan had a worse economy and the jobs came back and improved over pre recession numbers within 16 months? Your hero has INCREASED poverty INCREASED foodstamp dependency and increased misery on the nation in order to keep democrat voters voting democrat... Oh and the border is more secure too huh? WOW...

    Santa needs to bring folks like TD a new pill called REALITY...

  9. Get after em Bushwack. I also think they need a reality pill. I think FF wrote a good article my wife even thought it was funny (she used to be a dem!) Let's hope when the new congress comes in that we see a lot of changes made. I don't think I've seen you on here before. When Christmas is over I'll check out your site.
    Have a great Christmas and New Year.

  10. RR where do you come up with these things? Quite funny. I can always count on you to tell it like it is!

    Merry Christmas

  11. Mississippi Mud25/12/10 3:43 PM

    FF, I'm getting ready to re-enlist. I'm all for the idea of the guys taking showers with the girls. My wife isn't too keen on the idea though. Just think I could be the one standing watch when the pink Barney skips across the field and get to fire a shot. I had a lot of fun with this one.

  12. upsetindenver27/12/10 2:27 PM

    DADT truly worries me about the moral in our military. Too many people are not ready to accept the gay community. Most people feel as I do it is against their religious and moral beliefs. I know that I would not feel comfortable showering with a bunch of other women and always wondering if one is gay and drooling over me or another woman. I imagine most men feel the same way.
    Will the men and women on the front lines distrust the person who is supposed to be backing them up. I think there will be a lot of uncertainty.

  13. Mad Sally's Roommate27/12/10 6:14 PM

    MS and I have laughed like crazy over this one. It was far from Christmas oriented but a lot of fun to read.

    We had a great Christmas and hope you did too.

    Let's get ready to go after them in 2011.
    I'm off until Jan. 2nd so just kicking back.